GUEST: How do we do a taxi to 34th and Broadway?
CONCIERGE: A doorman downstairs can hail a taxi for you.
GUEST: WE KNOW THAT! Once we’re in the taxi, what do we do?
CONCIERGE: Try telling the taxi driver to go to 34th and Broadway.
GUEST: Think that’ll work?
CONCIERGE: It’s a gamble, but worth trying.
(Guest breathes in deeply to prepare for this difficult task.)